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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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