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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁

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