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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Akira eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗

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