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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Kirk eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺

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