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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Spock eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺

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