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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Bob eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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