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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Bob eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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