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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏

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