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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Sugar eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁

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