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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Roxy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖

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