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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Dixie eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺

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