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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Maya eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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