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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Ziggy eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮

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