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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Bilbo eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍

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