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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Gizmo eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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