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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡

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