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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺

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