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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍

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