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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘

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