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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮

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