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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺

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