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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Toby eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁

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