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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Coco eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺

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