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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rosie eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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