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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Daisy eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗

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