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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Charlie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖

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