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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Bella eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻

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