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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Poppy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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