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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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