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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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