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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Weasley eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗

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