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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮
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