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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Akira eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛

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