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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Kirk eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺

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