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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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