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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮

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