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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Pebbles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘

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