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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Roxy eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘

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