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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Princess eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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