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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Izzy eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮

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