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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Ginger eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯

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