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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺

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