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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Maya eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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