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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Peanut eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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