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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Peanut eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮

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