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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Gus eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗

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