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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺

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