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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Dexter eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊

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