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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Dexter eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻

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