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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Ziggy eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮

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