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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Bilbo eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁

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