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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Bilbo eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏

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