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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Bilbo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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