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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗
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