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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍

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